Slanket Black reviews
Darkness, blackness, oil gushers and wormholes, nanotubes and rotten teeth. You want a black Slanket, you got it. But be prepared to sink into an all enveloping black hole of comfort! Nothing escapes the pull of the darkest Slanket ever created, not light, not gravity and certainly not you off the couch.
The Slanket is a gigantic fleece blanket with sleeves. A very soft to the touch, lightweight, but warm fleece blanket with large, loose sleeves designed so you don’t feel like you’re wearing the blanket, simply wrapped up in its wonder. The Slanket is designed to keep your entire body covered and cozy while you still retain the use of your hands. Simplistic and practical, its innovativeness opens up possibilities, but still can replace any normal blanket. Size: 60"W x 95"L
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