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End of the week funnies courtesy of shoppers’ reviews on Reevoo…

"Just about as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike" T-MOBILE USB Modem

"It didn’t cry real tears…so it had to be sent back" Interactive Baby Annabell

"Maybe a little over complicated, however, it is better than hanging clothes over our picture rail" Hotpoint VTD60G

"In my opinion, the times given by the unit could only have been achieved with the help of a police escort" Garmin Nuvi 300

"It’s got such wonderful suck!" Karcher VC6300

Some more funny reviews from the shoppers at Reevoo…

"Looks the business, my 3 yr old son thinks it’s a spaceship/Dr.Who machine" Hotpoint VTD60G

"Bit saggy in the crotch area for the females it was obviously made for a well endowed man" Borat Mankini Swimsuit

"If you put 5 ants in each glove the heating effect is the same and you dont need any batterrries!" Black Battery Powered Heated Gloves

"Big enough to hide a dead body" Beko TLDA628

"Great video quality, you can even use the back as a mirror to admire your good looks" Dane-Elec Meizu Media Player

It’s been a fairly miserable week. These have kept us going…

"It’s funny to hide the vibrating part under the dogs bed and set it to go off" Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock

 

"its the dogs danglies of tumble dryers" Miele T 7734

"maps and speed limits aren’t accurate. Apparently my local tescos is in a field" Tomtom GO 520 UK&IRE

"you would have to be a child or an emancipated adult to fit in it" PC Line Riga Chair

"extra scews needed to stop back splitting due to fat people"  Auckland 4 Seater Patio Set   

More funny friday reviews for you to giggle at…

"I’d love to one day buy a wire that makes me breakfast in bed - you know, show’s a little appreciation that I bought it, saved it from the shelf…" Logik HDWTH FR EADAP

"It takes a long time to hoover the living room, but ideal for the office desk" USB Retro Vacuum

"so overpacked it would survive an earthquake" Advent 9117 Laptop

"in all honesty the cooker is decent value for money, i think i just got given a faulty one" Beko DVG695S

"I rocked back a a bit too far and fell off it" Ozone Inflatable Rocker  with Built In Speakers

Another bank holiday to look forward to! Here’s some more reviews that have made us chuckle.

"Definitely need two people to fit it and keep the children out of the way as the language can get a bit colourful." Zanussi ZDT6053

"They suit my life style and wants. (But I am very boring)" Rod Glasses

"Sometimes my clothes are quite creased when I take them out after a wash dry cycle- I think that is probably more down to me being a mong though." Hotpoint WD640P

"Henry is sometimes a little clumsy. He likes to hide around doors, when you are pulling him along." Henry Numatic

"Impossible to assemble…we had to ask our friend who has a PhD in mechanical engineering to come round and have a go, it took him over 3 hours…" Alphason ABR1100-B

It’s nearly wind-down time. Here’s some funny reviews to help you out…

"Does not withstand being washed and tumble dried" Sony Ericsson Z530i

"My fridge magnets keep sliding down the smooth exterior"  FRIGIDAIRE FVE2199C

"I don’t quite see the point of all of the different
levels of ‘dry’ it offers (i.e. ‘bone’ or ‘cupboard’ etc.) I mean,
maybe it’s just me, but if I stick something in a dryer, it’s because I
want it dry" HOOVER HNC382T

"its not wide enough for  anyone bigger than a  uk size 10 to use as a sunbed" Folding Lounger

"I dont know that much about washing machines, and to be honest I dont
ever really want to. It basically washes and then drys my
clothes which is what I wanted and therfore is good" HOTPOINT WD640P