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Funny Friday Reviews With A Vengeance

Friday, October 16th, 2009 by Ed

Good points: it will trim your beard. Bad points: it wont make you rich.” Remington MB320C

Bad points:The incessant flirting I have to endure from gorgeous women despite the fact that I am married.” Mai Tai Glasses

Bad points: My other kit at this moment in time : Sky box, DVD player and of course the video player / recorder are all old school (SO LAST CENTURY) that they are a warp drive away from HD quality so it’ll be a while before the full quality of the TV can be realised. Keep buying the lottery tickets.” Sony KDL-40Z5500

Bad points: Being easy to use, now Ive got no excuse not to do any washing (Man!!!)” Indesit SIXL145

“I used to cook my Christmas dinner in it and it was so efficient there wasn’t enough time to go to the pub while the turkey was cooking!” Panasonic NN-A554WBBTQ




12-hour Dixons discount code - get it while it’s hot!

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 by Kat

As well as letting you know about longer-running vouchers on our Dixons-specific voucher page, we had to tell you about a special 12-hour promotion from Dixons:

Get 5% off all orders over £249 between 10am and 10pm today when you enter code FIVE12 during checkout.

So there’s never been a better time to splash out on a new TV like this superb LG 50PS3000, upgrade to a new laptop or refit your kitchen with new appliances.

And even if you miss this voucher, remember that Reevoo.com always has all the available (and valid!) vouchers, included in our price tables so you can be sure to get the best deal.




The Smell Of Funny Friday Reviews

Friday, October 2nd, 2009 by Ed

Hornby Local Freight Train Set“My grandson says it is ‘the best train set in the world!’ and has enjoyed many happy hours playing with it (as has his dad). He loves putting jelly babies in the freight carriages, so when it stops he can eat one.” Hornby Local Freight Train Set


New World NW70G“I lose the will to live waiting for it to be ready!!” New World NW70G


Tesco Value 3 Person Dome Tent“It isn’t armoured with lasers and grenades and so didnt survive Leeds fest :(” Tesco Value 3 Person Dome Tent


LG M197WD“it does not bring a beer.” LG M197WD





The Best Of Funny Friday Reviews

Friday, September 11th, 2009 by Ed

The Reevoo team are off on a Magical Mystery Tour today, so we’ve pulled together some highlights of Friday Friday Reviews past.

“dosn’t like to take ferries” Garmin Nuvi 250


“Shooting old ladies in the head does become tiresome” Grand Theft Auto IV XBOX 360



“After feeding with ‘baby food’ takes a lot of cleaning and you have to shake it! Not a good thing to show your toddler to do with a baby” Baby Born Boy With Magic Eyes


“MICK HUCKNALL CAN DO NO WRONG” Simply Red - Stay


“Doesn’t come with a free Nigela Lawson clone : /” LG MS1944JL


There is no way to fit a whole cow in” Whirlpool WCN3-8


“Piano Black finish collects dust like Zsa Zsa Gabors wedding albums” LG 37LG3000




The Wrath Of Funny Friday Reviews

Friday, September 4th, 2009 by Ed

Nokia 5800“The phone is easy to use but once drunk (which i’m osrrry ti say is a majority of the clientel) it is hard to use” Nokia 5800


Fogarty Best Night's Sleep Wool PIllow“It’s like baby bear’s porridge; neither too hot or too cold but just right.” Fogarty Best Night’s Sleep Wool Pillow


Sony Ericsson W580i“great phone with many features, easy to use, teenager not required !” Sony Ericsson W580i


Panasonic DMC-FS3“If I can get good pics out of it (even after a few glasses of wine) then it must be good!” Panasonic DMC-FS3


Luke Glasses“The price allows you to have lots of pairs, which I have, and scatter them about the house, drop them in the river, scratch them, sit on them, leave them at a friends house etc. My latest count of working spectacles is 18 sets.” Luke Glasses




Attack Of The Funny Friday Reviews

Friday, August 28th, 2009 by Ed

The bank holiday weekend’s nearly here; it must be time for us to share the reviews that have been making us smile this week at Reevoo Towers.

Tesco body fat analyser glass scale“I don’t like what it keeps telling me!!!!!!!” Tesco body fat analyser glass scale


Honduras Dressing Table & Stool“I took the precaution of marrying someone who can make furniture but most people would have been tearing their hair out.” Honduras Dressing Table & Stool


Nokia 5800 XpressMusic“Defintely can’t multi task with this phone as it needs your full attention, so no more driving and texting - The police will be happy!” Nokia 5800 Xpressmusic


Lexmark No. 4XL & 5X Ink Cartridges“Bad Points: It does not get up and make tea….ever!” Lexmark No. 4XL & 5X Ink Cartridges


Tefal Toast 'n' Egg“perfect for my other half who doesnt have alot of room in his kitchen, yes ladies, even a man can use it.” Tefal Toast ‘n’ Egg TT55001




Funny Friday Reviews: The Return

Friday, August 21st, 2009 by Ed

By popular demand, we bring you the return of an old favourite: Funny Friday Reviews, a collection of the funniest reviews we’ve seen on Reevoo.com recently.

Hugo Boss Sunglasses“19 random women and 2 guys have proposed to me since i’ve been wearing them. I also survived a car crash at 110mph, the Dr said ‘You’d have died if it wasn’t for those cool sunglasses, will you marry me!’” Hugo Boss Sunglasses

Nikon D90 with 18-105mm VR lens “I haven’t used [the video function] nor do I have any plans to. ‘Everything is possible, but not everything is beneficial’!” Nikon D90 with 18-105mm VR lens

Frigidaire RLE 1405“didnt arrive full of beer!” Frigidaire RLE 1405

Ion LP Dock USB Turntable with iPod Dock“this is probably the best present that I have given my husband for a long time. It has a very high nostalga factor. Unfortunately it has reminded me that I did not marry him for his taste in music” Ion LP Dock USB Turntable with iPod Dock

Nintendo Wii“It is the most fun you can have on your own. (with your clothes on!) Nintendo Wii




Funny Friday Reviews

Friday, January 30th, 2009 by Jo

kenwood-kdw8st2a“Don’t buy really big plates - you have to be quite artistic to fit them in!” Kenwood KDW8ST2A





toshiba-32xv505d“I cant have surround sound as i am part deaf and it leaves me running aroud the room to find the main speaker!” Toshiba 32XV505D





bosch-wae-24363“I’ve placed reliability as most important so only the years will tell. If we’re still together years from now it’ll have been a good marriage, at the moment we’re still on honeymoon.” Bosch WAE 24363





tough-kids-digital-camera“The picture quality is not great, but it is plenty good enough for pictures being taken by a 3 year old, which usually has half your head missing anyway.” Tough Kids Digital Camera





mai-tai-glasses“This is no exaggeration: The first night I wore these glasses out, I was invited to join a gentlemen’s club, asked to play rugby for a local team, and I went home with a beautiful young lady who claimed, the next day, to have only talked to me because of my glasses. These glasses = WIN.” Mai Tai Glasses




Funniest reviews of 2008

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 by Jo

There have been loads of reviews that made us giggle over the past year. Here are a collection of the best…

nokia-n82“Whoever designed the keypad wants his head boiling” Nokia N82

belkin-ipod-audio-cable“it is so wonderful it has changed my life and I have now decided to abandon my family take up scientology, move to canada and live as a woman in the future” Belkin iPod audio cable

packard-bell-mz36“It’s internal clock is about as accurate as an elephant playing darts” Packard Bell MZ36 T015


sony-davdz531w“Setting up is a bit technical especially for someone like myself who thinks a woofer is a dog” Sony DAVDZ531W

tomtom-go-520“maps and speed limits aren’t accurate. Apparently my local tescos is in a field” Tomtom GO 520 UK&IRE

bosch-wae“The bloody thing beeps at you incessantly when it has finished washing. It may be 2.00 am but it has no respect. I loathe it more than Windows 95″ BOSCH WAE24162

double-105-tog-duvet“When I put it on the ground and sit on it, it doesn’t fly. I have tried all the magic words that I have ever heard of, and even made up some of my own, but without success. I even applied for permission to land at heathrow’s Terminal 5, but they said there was a blanket ban on them. Shall Icontact my M.P.?” Double 10.5 Tog Duvet

kingston-usb“The stickiness of the stick is fantastic. It’s memory capacity is capacious” Kingston 1GB USB 2.0 Flash Key Drive

dyson-dc16“Great pick up qualities - Like Miss World in a bikini at Wembley after the FA Cup Final!!!!Moves around better than John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!!!!” Dyson DC16




Funny Friday Reviews are back!

Friday, December 19th, 2008 by Jo

We’ve had a bit of a break but people have been missing our Funny Friday Reviews so much that we’ve brought them back early. Here are some of the more humorous reviews over on Reevoo

house-of-the-dead-wii“If you dont like the mindless pursuit of slaughtering zombies, this may not be for you”

indesit-fi31“Many times i am watching tv and the bell goes off and i don’t hear it. Ending up with burnt pizza, er i mean spoilt home made Chicken casserole.” Indesit FI31

cambridge-latin-course-1“Not much help with pronunciation, not that I expect to use it for conversation very much!” Cambridge Latin Course 1

spongebob-squarepants-karaoke“As soon as I saw this I new it would be perfect for my nephew and as soon as it arrived I knew it would be perfect for me!!” Spongebob Squarepants Karaoke

scott-glasses“Used them for driving in Southern USA. Got a really dark tan. Went into a golf clubhouse with a golf club in my hand and was mistaken for Stevie Wonder.” Scott Glasses