Funny Friday Reviews With A Vengeance
Friday, October 16th, 2009 by Ed
“Good points: it will trim your beard. Bad points: it wont make you rich.” Remington MB320C
“Bad points:The incessant flirting I have to endure from gorgeous women despite the fact that I am married.” Mai Tai Glasses
“Bad points: My other kit at this moment in time : Sky box, DVD player and of course the video player / recorder are all old school (SO LAST CENTURY) that they are a warp drive away from HD quality so it’ll be a while before the full quality of the TV can be realised. Keep buying the lottery tickets.” Sony KDL-40Z5500
“Bad points: Being easy to use, now Ive got no excuse not to do any washing (Man!!!)” Indesit SIXL145
“I used to cook my Christmas dinner in it and it was so efficient there wasn’t enough time to go to the pub while the turkey was cooking!” Panasonic NN-A554WBBTQ






“dosn’t like to take ferries”
“Shooting old ladies in the head does become tiresome”
“After feeding with ‘baby food’ takes a lot of cleaning and you have to shake it! Not a good thing to show your toddler to do with a baby”
“MICK HUCKNALL CAN DO NO WRONG”
“Doesn’t come with a free Nigela Lawson clone : /”
There is no way to fit a whole cow in”
“Piano Black finish collects dust like Zsa Zsa Gabors wedding albums”
“The phone is easy to use but once drunk (which i’m osrrry ti say is a majority of the clientel) it is hard to use”
“It’s like baby bear’s porridge; neither too hot or too cold but just right.”
“great phone with many features, easy to use, teenager not required !”
“If I can get good pics out of it (even after a few glasses of wine) then it must be good!”
“The price allows you to have lots of pairs, which I have, and scatter them about the house, drop them in the river, scratch them, sit on them, leave them at a friends house etc. My latest count of working spectacles is 18 sets.”
“I don’t like what it keeps telling me!!!!!!!”
“I took the precaution of marrying someone who can make furniture but most people would have been tearing their hair out.”
“Defintely can’t multi task with this phone as it needs your full attention, so no more driving and texting - The police will be happy!”
“Bad Points: It does not get up and make tea….ever!”
“perfect for my other half who doesnt have alot of room in his kitchen, yes ladies, even a man can use it.”
“19 random women and 2 guys have proposed to me since i’ve been wearing them. I also survived a car crash at 110mph, the Dr said ‘You’d have died if it wasn’t for those cool sunglasses, will you marry me!’”
“I haven’t used [the video function] nor do I have any plans to. ‘Everything is possible, but not everything is beneficial’!”
“didnt arrive full of beer!”
“this is probably the best present that I have given my husband for a long time. It has a very high nostalga factor. Unfortunately it has reminded me that I did not marry him for his taste in music”
“It is the most fun you can have on your own. (with your clothes on!) 


















