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Need something to while away the days until the bank holiday? Well look no further than the Feel-Like-Love machine. It’s an interactive shopping list with a naughty twist.

Read reviews from shoppers who have found products that they absolutely Love, find out how they make them Feel and which bits they Like best. But also, what they Hate about poducts.

Get clever and find the hidden functionality and access to the secret vault of saucy reviews.

And best of all, you can embed it all on your own blog or website – even the naughty version…if you can find it. Just click “embed this” in the bottom right and copy the code to your blog or website. Here’s a sneak preview of the embedded versions…

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and now for some sauce…

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Jacqui Smith’s husband could have saved himself a whole heap of trouble. It’s not too late Richard…

**Please be warned that the saucy version does contain adult content.**

“Don’t buy really big plates - you have to be quite artistic to fit them in!” Kenwood KDW8ST2A

“I cant have surround sound as i am part deaf and it leaves me running aroud the room to find the main speaker!” Toshiba 32XV505D

“I’ve placed reliability as most important so only the years will tell. If we’re still together years from now it’ll have been a good marriage, at the moment we’re still on honeymoon.” Bosch WAE 24363

“The picture quality is not great, but it is plenty good enough for pictures being taken by a 3 year old, which usually has half your head missing anyway.” Tough Kids Digital Camera

“This is no exaggeration: The first night I wore these glasses out, I was invited to join a gentlemen’s club, asked to play rugby for a local team, and I went home with a beautiful young lady who claimed, the next day, to have only talked to me because of my glasses. These glasses = WIN.” Mai Tai Glasses

There have been loads of reviews that made us giggle over the past year. Here are a collection of the best…

“Whoever designed the keypad wants his head boiling” Nokia N82

“it is so wonderful it has changed my life and I have now decided to abandon my family take up scientology, move to canada and live as a woman in the future” Belkin iPod audio cable

“It’s internal clock is about as accurate as an elephant playing darts” Packard Bell MZ36 T015

“Setting up is a bit technical especially for someone like myself who thinks a woofer is a dog” Sony DAVDZ531W

“maps and speed limits aren’t accurate. Apparently my local tescos is in a field” Tomtom GO 520 UK&IRE

“The bloody thing beeps at you incessantly when it has finished washing. It may be 2.00 am but it has no respect. I loathe it more than Windows 95″ BOSCH WAE24162

“When I put it on the ground and sit on it, it doesn’t fly. I have tried all the magic words that I have ever heard of, and even made up some of my own, but without success. I even applied for permission to land at heathrow’s Terminal 5, but they said there was a blanket ban on them. Shall Icontact my M.P.?” Double 10.5 Tog Duvet

“The stickiness of the stick is fantastic. It’s memory capacity is capacious” Kingston 1GB USB 2.0 Flash Key Drive

“Great pick up qualities - Like Miss World in a bikini at Wembley after the FA Cup Final!!!!Moves around better than John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!!!!” Dyson DC16

We’ve had a bit of a break but people have been missing our Funny Friday Reviews so much that we’ve brought them back early. Here are some of the more humorous reviews over on Reevoo

“If you dont like the mindless pursuit of slaughtering zombies, this may not be for you”

“Many times i am watching tv and the bell goes off and i don’t hear it. Ending up with burnt pizza, er i mean spoilt home made Chicken casserole.” Indesit FI31

“Not much help with pronunciation, not that I expect to use it for conversation very much!” Cambridge Latin Course 1

“As soon as I saw this I new it would be perfect for my nephew and as soon as it arrived I knew it would be perfect for me!!” Spongebob Squarepants Karaoke

“Used them for driving in Southern USA. Got a really dark tan. Went into a golf clubhouse with a golf club in my hand and was mistaken for Stevie Wonder.” Scott Glasses

This week’s gadget watch is possibly one of our favourites. If you’re a peanut butter fiend, read on.

The Peanut Butter Machine allows you to create your own buttery peanutness at home! Just add peanuts! And it will take care of the crunchy/smooth debate too - just pick which kind you like and it’ll deliver it in minutes. You can use any kind of shell nut so you can create your own nutty buttery mixtures and best of all, you’ll know exactly what’s going in them - no additives or other nasties. Try macadamia or even cashew butter for a really interesting spin on a classic.

These fabulous machines are available for US $49.98 and will soon be working their way over to the UK. We’ll keep you posted!

Some classic reviews to set you up for the weekend…

Bad points? “None that I have found so far apart from its brutal honesty about my weight :)” Wii Fit

“Works quietly but effectively - a bit like our previous dishwasher (my husband)” Hotpoint FDL570

“Excellent weapon to stop friction between map reader and car driver !!!” Tom Tom 9V00012

“If you dont like the mindless pursuit of slaughtering zombies, this may not be for you” House Of The Dead 2 & 3 Return

“The long poles are a bit of a fiddle to erect. Instructions say can be erected by one person. Maybe if that person was Mr Tickle” Cadiz 7-Man Tent

Some more classics from the reviews on Reevoo…

 ”The top volume is about as loud as a mouse’s bed time story” Samsung F210

 ”Slipped down my nose when it was very hot in Greece” Rosie Glasses

“The indication for which hotplate you are using is under the knob. Must have been a man that designed it!” Cannon C60DH
 

“For the price a very good purchase indeed. You don’t get Rolls Royce for the price of a saloon car” Panasonic  SCPT460EB

 ”I like the trimmer too for my groins” Braun 7681 shaver

A few very odd reviews in this week’s Funny Friday…

"Good to send to the man who has everything. High Five! Hey may send you pictures… give me a labotomy" Borat Mankini Swimsuit

"Takes a little time for anybody with average computer skills and over 40 to get to grips with…And Since losing my "super cool" position within the family i have been forced to remove my underwear from the fridge!" APPLE I-MAC 24 - we weren’t too sure what this review was all about but it did make us chuckle

"the SEXIEST way to turn on a TV ever!" Samsung LE40F86BD

"the glass screen is far too reflective so its like your watching a half tv half mirror. useful for doing your hair in" Hitachi 15WDVB

"the muscles are a tad big- my kid can hardly eat when he’s got it on" Spider-Man Reversible Costume

"dust just takes over in about 2 seconds! I don’t care much, but my wife does…." Atacama Equinox HiFi Stand

"Control panel can be a little complicated - more than my other half could cope with (But may have just been an excuse not to do the laundry!)" Zanussi ZWD14581W

"My 18 month old son absolutely loves this lawnmower, if only it had a working blade, our lawn would be like a bowling green!" Chad Valley JCB Lawnmower

"Fantastic Bespoke Stylish Design, with an ultra funky name (Believe it or not the name inspired me to throw a big summer back garden BBQ Party 3 weekends ago now, called ‘Lloyd’s Mojito Party") Mojito Glasses

"Piano Black finish collects dust like Zsa Zsa Gabors wedding albums" LG 37LG3000

Those shoppers over on Reevoo have been making us chuckle this week…

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when freshly charged it is bursting with energy like a frisky mare" Picooz Insecta Night R/C Helicopter

"Spent the best part of a month staring at the screen blankly, being totally lost without the "Start Bar" before i finally cracked and spent 10 mins reading the built in help…And poke me sideways with a large mucky stick if its not all starting to make very pure and perfect sense. Apple I-MAC 24

"I have never been attracted to Yoga until I started Wii Fit…I like the personal trainers, (especially when a handsome young man tells me my "form is fantastic"!!!) Nintendo Wii Fit

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Powerful Blow. Weak suck" Black & Decker GW370 Electric Blower Vac

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dosn’t like to take ferries" Garmin Nuvi 250